- Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.
Peter Quill: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud - Drax the Destroyer: I can barely see.
[Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]
Drax the Destroyer: Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot". - Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon: Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual. - Rocket Raccoon: [about Drax] His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
Drax the Destroyer: *Nothing* goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. - Rocket Raccoon: Why would you want to save the galaxy?
Peter Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it! - Peter Quill: So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners.
- Denarian Saal: I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.
- Peter Quill/Star-Lord:What's that?
Rocket Raccoon:It's a bomb.
Peter Quill/Star-Lord:And you just leave it lying around?!
Rocket Raccoon:I was going to put it in a box.
Peter Quill/Star-Lord:What's a box going to do?!
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